Well, Hillary Clinton has Covid. Perhaps she’ll have time to watch “13 Hours” while she’s on bed rest. Methinks not, but perhaps.
Even if she doesn’t find a way to work that one in, we all know she’ll be doing some daydreaming about a certain building on 1600 Penn.
Supposedly, she was already measuring the drapes back in 2016 when Trump hilariously crushed those hopes and dreams, so it’s unlikely she’s given up all her thoughts of power and ruling from the White House.
Well, as someone who’s none too happy with Hillary, particularly given the Russiagate fiasco and the whole spying on Trump thing, here’s something else I hope pops in her mind while she daydreams about the White House and gets over Covid: that time she and Bill tried dining out together but Bill flirted while she pounded wine.
That was back in May of 2021. When it happened, the Daily Mail reported on the incident, and boy is it hilarious. Here’s what that outlet reported:
Hillary and Bill Clinton were spotted having dinner with friends on Manhattan’s Upper East Side Tuesday evening.
Exclusive DailyMail.com photos show the presidential pair arriving separately with a Secret Service detail to posh uptown restaurant Fleming by Le Bilboquet.
But Hillary, sipping her favorite white wine, looked glum as her ever-engaging husband was deep in conversation with Sting’s wife Trudie Styler, who at one point rested her head on Bill’s shoulder for a group selfie.
[…]At some point the group of five [the Clintons, Trudie, and another couple] had the waiter take a group-selfie, and according to a bystander, Hillary did not want to get in the photo.”
Looks like Bill still has it, “it” being charm and probably a venereal disease (that’s a joke, not something meant to be taken as fact), and Hillary still has to put up with “it.”
Here are some of the photos from the awkward evening, photos that Hillary tried to make a joke about by tweeting out:
Get vaccinated. Then get a glass of wine with your friends. 🍷 pic.twitter.com/bAJS3WfeJ1
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) May 28, 2021
As you can see in the one on the top left, Hillary is sitting glumly with some wine, alone. That’s because Bill, bottom right, arrived after her and, after getting there, decided to sit with Trudie Styler instead.
So, to sum Bill and Hillary’s evening up: the two arrived in different cars at different times, so Hillary was drinking by herself for a while, then, after the couple was at the restaurant together, Bill seems to have spent the evening chatting up Trudie. Quite the date night.
Maybe this evening, or all the others like it, will work their way into Hillary’s head as she sits at home with her Covid diagnosis. There must be plenty to choose from given Bill’s history of…breaking his vows in a public manner.
In any case, a speedy recovery is wished to Hillary; if she doesn’t recover, how will we get more pictures of her drinking alone while Bill flirts with other women?