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When Life Give You Lemon, Fire Him: CNN’s Don Lemon Gets Some Terrible News

There is a time to love one’s neighbor, and then there is a time to rub glorious defeat in our enemies’ stupid, woke faces. Today it’s the latter.

I mean, come on. Do liberals not do the same thing? I can already hear the goodie-goodies out there saying, “two wrongs don’t make a right,” to which I reply, “don’t be a party pooper.”

Jon Nicosia, an intrepid Twitter user with some crazy inside intelligence on media-related matters, continues dropping promising news from the failed CNN network best known for peddling fake news stories about Donald Trump, MAGA Republicans, and teenage kids like Nick Sandmann and Kyle Rittenhouse.

The website MAGA Conservatives provided a brief resume on Nicosia’s previously accurate predictions:

“Jon Nicosia is a veteran reporter with solid sources at CNN’s new owner, Warner Bros. Discovery. We know his sources are gold because he has been ahead of every major story about the changes happening at CNN.

His track record has been impeccable going back to the troubles with Chris Wallace. He reported Wallace was disgruntled and CNN Plus, the streaming service Wallace was to lead, was in serious trouble and would not make it.

He was right. He also said Brian Stelter was going to be one of the first big names to be fired by CNN’s new owners as they attempt to revive the failing network. Stelter was fired yesterday.

He predicted Jeffrey Toobin would be fired by CNN (a few days ago CNN dumped him) and he was the first to report that CNN was going to get rid of Chris Cuomo.”

Now, MAGA Conservatives writes that: “Jon is reporting that Don Lemon and Jim Acosta are next.

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This is fantastic news. I am not naive enough to think Lemon will suffer indefinitely after his departure. Despite claims of being oppressed as a gay black man, he has a networth counting in the millions and has enough rabid followers to land somewhere after this.

You know, I honestly can’t think of a pair of more deserving knuckleheads than these two blokes. Can you? How many lies did these “journalists” peddle on air? Look at the vile narratives they pushed, the vast majority of which had no basis in truth or reality at all. They’ve ruined peoples’ lives without a bit of remorse.

Also, if this turns out to be true, is anyone really going to miss seeing Lemon’s drunken idiocy during coverage of the New Year? I don’t think so.

Still, wherever he goes, we will be able to celebrate that CNN axed him on account of disseminating demonstrably false information to an idiot viewer base night after night.

Regarding Lemon’s gay black status, let’s just point out the obvious to the woke sheeple that might suggest this celebration is homophobic and racist. I don’t care that he’s gay and black. I care that he’s a smug prick who made millions of dollars sharing mis- and dis-information on a nightly basis.

I dislike Chris Cuomo, a straight white male, as much as Lemon. None of this needs to be said, but conservatives have to hammer this point home. Gay, straight, black, white, male, female – they’re all turds of human beings if they embrace communist identity politics.

Cuomo, it pleases me to say, is still a ghost on the media circuit. He failed to land a blue collar job after getting pink slipped by CNN, which could hopefully be a sign that, like his murderous and women-molesting brother, he is unemployable and discarded by the regime.

We can only hope that Lemon will similarly disappear.

Hailey Sanibel fiercely loves freedom. She equally detests evil and stupidity, both of which are out of control in the modern world. She is a regular contributor at The Blue State Conservative.

This story syndicated with permission from The Blue State Conservative