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WATCH: Tucker Toasts “Fattish Imbecile” Brian Stelter in Epic Monologue

Want to watch something that’ll put a smile on your face despite all of the tragedy that’s happened in the past weeks? Then you need to watch this recent Tucker Carlson clip in which he demolishes CNN’s Brian Stelter, calling the fake news Potato a “fattish imbecile”:

As you can hear in the video, Tucker, discussing Stelter, said “He loved the idea of the Ministry of Truth,” referring to the Biden Administration’s recently-abandoned attempt at creating a “Disinformation Governance Board” headed up by the clownish Nina Jankowicz.

Continuing, Tucker said, “Why does he like that so much? Then it hit us. Brian Stelter is, in fact, assuming he’s a real person, basically lifted directly from the pages of 1984, the Orwell novel. In the novel, the eunuch is called Tom Parsons. Parsons works as a flack for the Ministry of Truth, and here’s how George Orwell describes Tom Parsons.

Introducing the quote and then quoting Orwell’s famous novel, Tucker then said “As we read this, ask yourself does this sound like anybody who has a weekend show on CNN, quote: ‘He was a fattish but active man of paralyzing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms– one of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the Thought Police, the stability of the Party depended.

Ending the quote and joking about how relevant it is to Stelter, Tucker then said “We’re not saying that’s a perfect word-for-word description of someone who currently has a media analysis show on CNN. We’re going to let you judge.

For reference, Team Biden had to pause the Ministry of Truth creation attempt after Nina quit, as WaPo’s resident doxxer Taylor Lorenz announced on Twitter, saying:

Stelter, for his part, defended the Disinformation Governance Board in early May, as the MRC reported, saying:

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“This has been mostly a Fox world story,” Stelter asserted on Reliable Sources, citing “a lot of right-wing uproar.” His guest, Moira Whelan of the liberal National Democratic Institute (NDI), assured him it was no big deal, just a a board “meant to bring people together.” Stelter was assured, “that sounds like common sense,” but lamented “when I Google this, all I see is like ‘Joe Biden’s Ministry of Truth,’” when the board just “sounds like a basic government bureaucracy.”

Nor is this the first time that Tucker has referred to Stelter as a “eunuch”. He did so back in March of 2019 also, fake quoting Stelter and saying “‘They criticize Nancy Pelosi,’ screams the eunuch. ‘That’s not allowed. They must be excluded.‘”

Still, while it’s not original (others have made the Orwell comparison), Tucker’s recent segment was one of his funnier takedowns of Stelter, a hilarious joke about the CNN host who has become a reliable punching-bag on the right thanks to his awful takes, rotund figure, and consistent defense of even the worst leftie ideas. Now let’s see if Trump grabs the quote and uses it the next time he starts bashing CNN.

By: Gen Z Conservative, editor of Follow me on Parler and Gettr

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