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Meme of the Day: Uninstalling Slow Joe

What do you do when slow software is downloaded, intentionally or inadvertently, on your computer? You uninstall it. What do you do when a program/app/etc. isn’t running correctly? Whether it’s glitching, crashing, or loading incorrectly, you uninstall it. And what do you do if some piece of software, a computer program, a website widget, or an app is destroying your computer or phone internally? You uninstall it.

Well, let’s take a look at what Slow Joe is doing and compare him to that software situation:

  1. He’s loading quite slowly. In fact, he has trouble formulating thoughts in a reasonable amount of time, like when he said “you know, the thing” in reference to a famous line from the Declaration of Independence, or the many awkward, “frozen” moments from his CNN townhall:


       2. Then there are the glitches, like when he kept calling a television a telephone, or all of his (many) awkward gaffes:

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       3. And there’s the fact that he’s destroying America with his incompetence, as Trump said in his interview with Mike Lindell: 

“We’re not going to have a country in three years. This guy did this in nine months.  He destroyed our country. You know I say Make America Great Again.  That was my theme, and it was going to be Keep America Great.  I gave that away… America’s not great now.  America is a laughing stock all over the world.”

So, what should we do with such destructive, glitchy software? Uninstalling it would certainly be a good start. Unfortunately, the backup software, if you will, is Kamala Harris. So, the remaining question is whether software that will destroy your computer just the same and cackle while doing it is better or worse than software that will destroy your computer with glitches and freezing.

Honestly, both sound pretty damn terrible.

By: Gen Z Conservative, editor of Follow me on Parler and Gettr.