Why do Republicans own boats? Well, I don’t know. Perhaps they like fishing, maybe they’re fond of being on the water, or perhaps it’s that ancient love of feeling the wind in your hair. Probably it’s a mix of at least all three.
But the reason why it’s only Republicans that own boats (other than that ~$400 million monstrosity that Bezos bought) is obvious. It’s because there’s no government program for boats.
If you want a phone, the government will get you one. If you need living arrangements, Uncle Sam can manage that. If your baby daddy isn’t all that reliable, the taxpayer is forced to cut you a check. But there’s no government program for a boat. You have to buy it yourself. Hence why the Democratic Socialists don’t have boats; they’re still waiting on Uncle Sam and the American taxpayer to foot the bill.
By: Gen Z Conservative.