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Humor: Brandon’s Meta

A group of people that probably aren’t cheering for President Brandon are the kids he’s sniffed. Oh, and Ashley Biden, his daughter, whose diary says he took “probably inappropriate” showers with her. The diary’s veracity was recently confirmed by the FBI and major papers. The problem is, Brandon has a nasty habit of posing in weird ways with kids. Whatever PolitiFact says about him not being a pedophile is probably more or less true (except for the Ashley Biden thing), but that doesn’t mean he’s not weird around kids.

Take this RT video, for example. Yes, it’s biased against Biden and meant to make him look weird, but the videos it compiled do show the incidents more or less in full, and each one starts okay but quickly turns pretty damn creepy:

I certainly wouldn’t want to bring a kid to an event like that where Biden would have an opportunity to sniff them. And no, fact-checkers, that’s not a claim that the videos show him to be a pedophile. But, I think it is beyond dispute that the videos are, well, weird. It’s bizarre and unsettling that he was grabbing and sniffing little kids like that. Perhaps he’s just a weird old man, perhaps he’s just senile and has zero idea what’s going on, or perhaps something darker is at play.

We don’t really have a way to know. But, what we do know is what was in the Ashley Biden diary that National File released while working with the heroes at Project Veritas. Here’s what that article had to say about how President Brandon’s daughter viewed him and his showers with her:

Since Saturday night, National File has published dozens of pages from what our whistleblower has identified as the 2019 diary of Ashley Blazer Biden, the 39-year-old daughter of Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden…

[…]National File’s whistleblower also has a recording of Ashley Biden admitting the diary is hers, and employed a handwriting expert who verified the pages were all written by Ashley. National File has in its possession a recording of this whistleblower detailing the work he did to verify its authenticity.

[…]National File has already reported several revelations from the diary, including the fact that the author believes she was sexually molested as a child and shared “probably not appropriate” showers with her father

So there’s that. A diary we know to be true confirms that President Brandon took “probably inappropriate” showers with his daughter, among other things. It’s not a smoking gun, as some might claim, but it’s still pretty damn weird, especially when viewed in conjunction with all the videos out there of Brandon sniffing kids. As the meme says, Brandon never meta kid he didn’t wanna sniff.  Just to highlight one of the more recent incidents, here’s what the Western Journal reported about one of the many sniffing incidents:

“President Joe Biden has earned a reputation for creepy remarks and actions, particularly toward women and children. His latest questionable comment comes from a speech at a child development center in Connecticut… While some of the kids appeared happy to see him, others weren’t so sure. In particular, one boy looked visibly uncomfortable as Biden appeared to stroke his hair and face.”

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So there’s also that. Once again, it’s not a smoking gun and certainly doesn’t prove some of the more out there claims, such as that Brandon is a pedo. But, also once again, it is pretty damn weird and would give me heartburn if I were a parent. What do you think? Comment below!

By: Gen Z Conservative. Follow me on Parler and Gettr.