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LOL: Woke Actor Goes on Hysteric Rant about “Straight People” after Woke Movie “Bros” Totally Bombs

If you were to come up with a movie that sounded utterly unappealing to the normal person in America, you’d probably come up with “Bros.” Here’s the film’s “about” description:

Bobby is a neurotic podcast host who’s happy to go on Tinder dates and content not to have a serious relationship. That all changes when he meets Aaron, an equally detached lawyer who likes to play the field. Repeatedly drawn to each other, both men begin to show their vulnerable sides as their undeniable attraction turns into something resembling a commitment.

Yeah, so I won’t be seeing that. And many other average Americans felt the same way, as the movie, which came out over the weekend, brought in a dismally small $4.8 million from 3,350 locations. LOL.

So the guy behind the movie, Billy Eichner, went on a hysteric Twitter rant demanding that everyone who’s not “homophobic” go see the film and blaming “straight people” for its utter flopping. In his words:

Last night I snuck in and sat in the back of a sold out theater playing BROS in LA. The audience howled with laughter start to finish, burst into applause at the end, and some were wiping away tears as they walked out. It was truly magical. Really. I am VERY proud of this movie.

Rolling Stone already has BROS on the list of the best comedies of the 21st century. What’s also true is that at one point a theater chain called Universal and said they were pulling the trailer because of the gay content. (Uni convinced them not to). America, fuck yeah, etc etc.

That’s just the world we live in, unfortunately. Even with glowing reviews, great Rotten Tomatoes scores, an A CinemaScore etc, straight people, especially in certain parts of the country, just didn’t show up for Bros. And that’s disappointing but it is what it is.

Everyone who ISN’T a homophobic weirdo should go see BROS tonight! You will have a blast! And it *is* special and uniquely powerful to see this particular story on a big screen, esp for queer folks who don’t get this opportunity often. I love this movie so much. GO BROS!!! ❤️🌈

Later he was coping hard, saying that the box office isn’t what matters. In his words:

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Box office, as we all know, has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of a movie. And tweeting about a movie you haven’t actually seen is meaningless. That’s just twitter bullshit. The majority of people who see Bros really love it! Go check it out and see for yourself!

And yes I’m going to continue tweeting about Bros every day for the next year just to spite you! 😂❤️GO BROS!!! I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!#BrosMovie

While Eichner claimed the film got great reviews (it does have a 90% on Rotten Tomatoes), it has, as of now, only a 5.4 on IMDB. It’s almost like people would prefer actual comedy rather than woke virtue signaling barely disguised as “comedy”… we’ll see if Hollywood studios and the woke actors in them ever learn that lesson.

By: Gen Z Conservative

10 thoughts on “LOL: Woke Actor Goes on Hysteric Rant about “Straight People” after Woke Movie “Bros” Totally Bombs”

    1. Ha ha ha….. Is there anyone who wants to listen to an hour and a half of virtue signalling that is humourous only to deviants? Please!

  1. I watched “The View” once, and after checking my gag reflex several times, I decided never to put myself through something like that again. I guess those half-wit females appeal to someone; probably a part of the ’81 million’ that voted for Joe Bye-done.

  2. As a straight guy this garbage doesn’t interest me at all. Common sence would tell even an idiot that since the vaaaaaaast majority of Americans are straight, there’s not much of an audience for this film.

  3. Ok, so.. a guy is looking for a hookup, not a marriage. How is this NOT normal for pretty every much every guy out there?
    Why is this guy being hor nee suddenly supposed to be something special, sooper dooper, and, whatever… just because he’s gay?

    Why am I supposed to be concerned with who he decides to get it on with, like it’s any of MY business to begin with?

    Just do your thing and be on with it, I DON’T CARE.

  4. Never seen Brokeback Mountain either. Just not my genre, bloke on bloke romances. No apology for not watching your movie. It is called exercising free choice.

  5. Actually Box Office is ALL that matters in movie land pal…(Are you NEW or something?? How many bombs have you ever seen them make a sequel of??)
    Making a movie for basically ONLY the gay audience is pretty stupid to start with. It’s a pre planned bomb! You can’t make movies tailored to only about 5% of the population. (Regardless of what gays CLAIM their percentage is!!) Unless you can support a movie only tailored to that 5%, and maybe 15% of the rest of the population that YOU “DEMAND” must go see it, or they are gay bashers) then it’s a really piss poor business plan junior! 🤣😂🤣😂✌️

  6. Well they have 1 fact straight. It bombed alright. Quick math 3350 theaters the average per theater about 1400.00 dollars. It probably won t make it to on demand either!!

  7. Not everyone wants to go watch a movie about a couple of cocksuckers sucking each other off that seems to be more of a Democrat reality than an American reality

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