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DISGUSTING: Guess What Sex Items an Easter Bunny Gave Elementary School Kids!

Easter: a time for repentance, reflecting on Christ’s sacrifice, going to church, and, apparently, handing out condoms to kids. Yes, really.

That’s what happened at an Austin, TX (that’s what Texas gets for encouraging all those woke tech workers to migrate for tax reasons) school, where a parent dressed as the Easter Bunny handed out condoms to kids. As KXAN reports:

The Austin Independent School District is reevaluating safety protocols after a parent dressed up as the Easter Bunny was reportedly handing out Easter eggs on the Gullett Elementary School campus.

Some of the eggs contained candy, but others contained unopened condoms, according to a letter sent to Gullett families.

[…]In a letter to parents, Gullett Elementary School Principal Tammy Thompson said the event was not planned, nor sanctioned by the school. The letter said officials spoke with the parent about the “inappropriate nature of their activity.”

One parent, tweeting about the incident after the fact, said:

A parent showed up at my kids’ elementary school dressed as an Easter Bunny during pickup. He handed out eggs, mostly filled with candy. Some with unopened condoms. Not sure this is the Austin weird I signed up for.

“Not sure this is the Austin weird I signed up for” is a pretty tame response; were a weirdo parent to start handing sex-related objects to elementary school kids elsewhere, that probably wouldn’t end well.

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Yet worse, while the school asked the parent to leave, the creepy Easter bunny remained planted by the school on the street, handing out the condom-filled eggs.

So was it a woke stunt, or something else? According to the same parent from the first tweet, it turned out to be a bit of a mix-up:

Update: A pharmacist ran a clinic in a bunny suit about safe sex. She picked up her 2nd grader in costume and handed out some candy. Got mobbed by kids, ran out of candy and called her husband. Her husband brought the wrong eggs. Chaos ensued.

Perhaps that’s what happened, perhaps not. As one commenter pointed out, it’s an odd enough story to seem made up, even if it’s real:

That is insane.
Not one word of that story sounds like something that would actually happen in real life.
Not saying you’re lying — just expessing how it’s one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
And I’m old. 😆

Again, it very well could have been what actually happened. But, then again, Austin has gotten a reputation for being a) weird and b) liberal, particularly now that Californians and woke techies are migrating there, so maybe someone actually thought handing out condoms to kids was a good idea and they just had a good story for when she got caught. Either way, it sounds like an SNL sketch if SNL made fun of wokies rather than just the bad orange man.

By: Gen Z Conservative, editor of Follow me on Parler and Gettr.